Sometimes news items confirm what we all have suspected…Clowns are evil! And some of them are truly stupid as well. Take this gentleman, who we’ll charitably say is wearing an overly large pair of pants. Here, the future winner of the Nobel Prize for Science is demonstrating how to be identified by a camera, only having that identity completely wiped after wearing a clever facial disguise after being on camera.
Become mesmerized as you watch the nimble Einstein hurl his comedically shaped body (almost) over the parking stump after realizing the entire shop window hasn’t shattered allowing him access to all the clown makeup he could possibly desire.
Wallow in despair when you learn that this idiot not only receives free mental disability coverage as a result of his plea deal, but also receives offers from the Oprah Network for a reality show.
Okay, I made the last parts up, but would you really be surprised if it happened?