Spandex Regulation from El Presidente!

BGOBGAI! Quickie: Being your beloved El Presidente here on Birubegja is not always Pina Coladas and exotic inhalation products. No, sometimes I must put forth rules and today I must, to my dismay, put forth the following proclamation… Henceforth, all those wishing to wear Spandex of any kind shall have to fill out a permit